Awful Poker Movies Everybody Wishes They Could Unsee

North wild-fireworks of twenty years after its delivery, Rounders is as yet the worldview of poker films. Because of an elegant cast (Matt Damon, Edward Norton, John Malkovich) and dirty story, this film about underground poker actually resounds with players today.

Sadly, few out of every odd poker film can be Rounders. As a matter of fact, not so much as one has even come near this 1998 film.

A portion of these films are out and out terrible as well. The post-poker blast time (2007 and then some) particularly brought a huge number of horrendous poker films.

My statements of regret on the off chance that you’ve seen any of the accompanying seven motion pictures. Expecting you’ve been fortunate enough not to see any of them, then, at that point, stay away!

1 – Deal (2008)
Bargain is about a regulation understudy named Alex Stillman (Bret Harrison) who moonlights as a beginner poker player. After a next in line finish in a broadcast online competition, Stillman grabs the attention of resigned ace Tommy Vinson (Burt Reynolds).

What follows is a platitude tale about a grizzled vet showing the youthful little guy how to turn into a champion. Vinson is obviously compelled to show the youngster, instead of playing himself, since he’s promised at no point ever to play poker in the future after nearly losing everything.

This film falls into a similar snare as most of poker films in zeroing in a lot on actual tells. It likewise includes an abnormal plot including Stillman’s quest for Michelle, a whore (uncovered later) who’s played by genuine poker lover Shannon Elizabeth.

Screen capture From the Movie Deal (2008)

Stillman and Vinson get heads together (who could have imagined) to conclude a World Poker Tour occasion. The last option is an ordinary Hollywood completion that features this film’s excessively unsurprising nature.

2 – Runner (2013)
Sprinter Runner apparently had potential while thinking about that it was created by Rounders authors David Levien and Brian Koppelman. Be that as it may, it’s everything except Rounders.

Justin Timberlake stars as Richie Furst, a previous Wall Streeter who’s attempting to bring in educational cost cash for a Princeton graduate degree.

He winds up losing all of his cash through a web-based poker deceiving plot that would do right by Russ Hamilton. Furst goes to Costa Rica to go up against web betting tycoon Ivan Block (Ben Affleck), who claims the webpage being referred to.

Richie presents hard proof as measurements and Block is adequately persuaded to fire the individuals who organized the duping plot.

Alright arrangement up to this point. Notwithstanding, the film starts degenerating when Block offers to pay Furst millions to work for him in Costa Rica. This prompts a weak spine chiller plotline that eclipses any leftovers of the starting poker scenes.

Essentially, this film is simply about adding a perplexing feline and-mouse story — where Furst and Block each endeavor to get each other busted — to genuine debacles in UB and Absolute Poker.

3 – The Grand (2007)
By all accounts, The Grand seems like it would be an incredible film. The cast alone (Dennis Farina, Woody Harrelson, Cheryl Hines, Ray Romano) recommend that there’s some quality acting in the air.

This film likewise sees previous poker genius Phil Gordon give editorial on poker essentials.

Harrelson repeats a Kinpin-esque job as Jack Faro, a recuperating drug fiend who enters a major poker competition.

Faro requirements to win the $10 million top award to keep his family’s striving club above water. He contends with a lot of different players who satellited into the occasion in order to turn into the following Chris Moneymaker.

The most concerning issue with The Grand is that the entertainers stomach muscle lib such a large number of scenes. In the end, the film feels like a celebrated comedy class.

Obviously, the entertainers didn’t have a lot of decision while thinking about that chief Zak Penn (X-Men: The Last Stand) neglected to give a nitty gritty content.

Maybe Penn took in an example for his future X-Men hit: get a content that really has lines.

4 – All-In (2006)
This poker film adopts an alternate strategy by highlighting a female lead. Dominique Swain stars as “Pro”… OK, you can most likely as of now tell from this goody alone that All-In is awful.

Flaunting the most-unoriginal poker epithet ever, Alicia “Ace” Anderson is a clinical understudy who plays poker to cover her educational cost. Her dad (Michael Madsen) showed her the game as a youngster. What follows is a progression of Ace’s imprudences and wins in attempting to cover her huge school obligations.

All-In highlights a lot of an E.R. vibe for a poker film. Beyond Swain, the cast is for the most part terrible and causes this film to feel like a youngster show.

5 – Lucky You (2007)
Fortunate You is one of numerous poker flicks about a tormented soul with a confounded past who needs a major win.

Huck Cheever (Eric Bana) is the tormented soul for this situation. He’s a skilled youthful poker player who should conquer his alienated dad, L.C. Cheever (Robert Duvall), in the WSOP Main Event.

Huck additionally gets sincerely associated with artist Billie Offer (Drew Barrymore). This romantic tale takes an unusual turn when Huck takes cash out of her handbag while she’s resting to cover his Main Event passage.

Screen capture From the Movie Lucky You (2007).

Eventually, both the heartfelt story and WSOP plotline mix into another poker buzzword. Moreover, Bana is too sluggish ahead of the pack job to make anyone care about his past or present.

6 – Casino Royale (2006)
Gambling club Royale isn’t in fact a poker film. Notwithstanding, this James Bond film endeavored to ride the poker blast with a $10 million section Texas hold’em competition.

The joke is that Bond (Daniel Craig) should win the competition to keep Le Chiffre, a detestable bookkeeper, everything being equal, from winning the $100 million award. The feature, or lowlight maybe, is a last hand that flaunts a flush, two full houses, and a straight flush.

Assuming you will do a last hand, you should fix things such that incredibly incomprehensible that even broad crowds can tell it’s Hollywood fakery.

7 – High Roller: The Stu Ungar Story (2003)
The late Stu Ungar is seemingly the best poker player ever. Tragically, his memory isn’t regarded through High Roller: The Stu Ungar Story.

The biopic starts with Ungar (Michael Imperioli) recounting to his story on the day he passed on. Flashbacks follow to his betting vocation, including gin competitions, poker games, and sports wagering.

Hot shot goes through the highs (winning three WSOP Main Events) and lows (separate, cocaine misuse) of his life.

Eventually, we get an excessive amount of nonexclusive show and insufficient about the virtuoso speculator himself. Blend in a lot of unfortunate acting and you have one more failure poker film.

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